To all the ladies who work on my floor and share our six-stall bathroom:
1. There is no reason to go into the stall directly next to me if there are others available. Don't you like a little distance?
2. When you are done, wash your hands and get outta there. Please don't stand there for an interminable amount of time doing your hair and makeup. Especially your hair. It moves and won't stay in the same place no matter what you do. I am trying to go potty and do not want an audience.
3. Please, for the love of God, don't talk on your cellphones while in the bathroom, or even worse, while you are sitting on the toilet. There's something very disturbing about that. Yes, you there who has done it repeatedly, I am talking to you.