`Come one, come all! Delight yourselves to the wondrous feats of the amazing acrobatic pugs! Be mesmerized by their hair-raising, death-defying balancing act! Drumroll, please......
Truly a world wonder.
And now, ladies and gentleman, a rare treat that is special indeed. You've heard of the legend of the Headless Pug--oh my!--but, have you ever considered, where be the head? Prepare your eyes for the shock of the revelation, the Great Pugkin Head that makes an appearance only in light of the full moon!!!
Do you see it? Look closely...
Is it? Could it be??? Why YES! The Great Pugkin Head!!
Speak to us, oh Great Pugkin Head, impart some of your snerfling and snorting wisdom!
The Great Pugkin Head has spoken. She has said, yet again, please shut up mama.