Bunni, upon our return from London:
Mommy how could you have left me for so long? I had no choice but to snuggle with (gasp) my sister, who prances around in that robe like she's the anointed Joseph with the technicolor coat.
Mommy it was horrible her ass was in my face the whole time.
I think I grew even more back wrinkles during the time you abandoned me.
I feared all was lost. Don't ever leave me like that again.
Editor's note: the truth is that Bunni acted very excited to see us for about 3 minutes before padding off to her special spot on our recliner, away from the rest of us. I forcibly pulled her back onto the couch for some family time, in response to which she extricated her limbs from my grasp, one by one, and marched straight back to the recliner.